ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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