I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
time to smoke my breakfast
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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