just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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