Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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