Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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