Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Buhtt sex?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
