why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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