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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

you would pick up someone in the library

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(917): View more from New York City

She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic

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(432): View more from Texas

ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.

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(315): View more from New York

some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.

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(678): View more from Georgia

After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up

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