before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You were trust falling into bushes
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
