the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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