i just google imaged poop.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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