I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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