Tell her she can't have a vagina
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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