I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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