real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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