Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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