Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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