At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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