yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
