He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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