i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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