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i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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