What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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