office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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