the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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