in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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