question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Boobs speak an international language.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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