So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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