i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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