dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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