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• (925): View more from California

  is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her

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• (408): View more from California

  hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?

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  Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him

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  possibly by boat

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• (415): View more from California

  We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.

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