you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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