Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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