you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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