So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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