Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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