On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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