Do you still have your period?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
