There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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