if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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