he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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