i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
