Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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