can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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