I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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