so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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