this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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