she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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