Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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