Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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