I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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