Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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